Piss Off, I’m Sleeping!




The world is spinning at an ever-increasing rate, leading to crazy bushfires, pandemics and let’s face it, probably cancer too. So while the crises at hand are a lot to take in (and take action on!), we also wouldn’t blame you if you need to resolve your burnout with a bit of relaxation time. Perhaps a long soak in one of our tubs and an in-room massage is in order?


Package Inclusions

A one hour in-room massage


One Addition Studios ‘Bath Brew’ for that long bath session we discussed earlier


Two complimentary drinks to enjoy in your room or in Clare Bar


All our other usual Extras inclusions!

To grab this via our website, hit ‘book’ down below, select your dates and preferred room (with a tub!) The package will appear as a drop down menu. Just so you know, we require 48 hours notice to set this all up for you, so don’t think about it, just do it.

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